Travel Jokes

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Room service

Tourist: - Room Service? Can you send up a towel? Room service: - Please wait, someone else ...

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I own the fastest car

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and ...

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The very bad accident

Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and ...

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New airbag in Detroit

GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT-- With third-quarter sales ...

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Save the dead rabbit

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to ...

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Working on the road

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft ...

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Do this while driving

Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things to do while ...

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Arguing about the sign

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right ...

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Touring South America

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes ...

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Crossing the border

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks ...

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Cop wants an excuse

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car ...

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Your wife just fell out

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of ...

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Confuse traffic signs

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are ...

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Just cut your hair first

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." ...

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Where is this place?

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled ...

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