Science Jokes

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Sperm Education - A new twist on an old joke

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor: - As soon as you ...

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A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you? no charge."

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Helium in a Bar

Helium walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't take kindly to Noble Gasses here." Helium doesn't react.

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A geologist's song 01

The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads and you will hear ...

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A geologist's song 02

Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Refrain: Alas for the spreading ...

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A geologist's song 03

The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman (melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father) ...

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A geologist's song 04

Newfoundland, My Newfoundland (Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Brenna Lorenz ...

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A geologist's song 05

Graptolites (Melody: Danny Boy) by Brenna Lorenz Oh, graptolites - ...

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A geologist's song 06

The geology poem Ode to Olivine in Thin Section, a poem by Brenna Lorenz In ...

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Geology word plays

Several short geology plays on words Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably ...

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Dedicated geologists

Total immersion geologists Total immersion geologists: Are you totally obsessed with ...

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Asked in science class

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down ...

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Earth science answers

REAL ANSWERS FROM EARTH SCIENCE EXAMS The terrestrial planets are much larger than the ...

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Rhymes in chemistry

CHEMISTRY RHYMES Old Man Stokes Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine Who ...

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Real chemistry names

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE Gold J. of North Carolina Silver J. of North ...

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