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I didn't do
Girl: Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
Mother: But that's ...
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The only consolation
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
- The only consolation I ...
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Catholic school
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided ...
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Pay attention
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give ...
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A Train and a Teacher?
What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?
A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher ...
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Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***
My son ...
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Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.
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Calling in Sick
A high school had a policy that the parents must call the school if a student was to be absent for the ...
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Caught napping...try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.
Guaranteed to work!
Just pick ...
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Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no ...
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Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?
Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?
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Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.
Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell ...
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Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of ...
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English Language
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple ...
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