Redneck Jokes

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32 Rednecks in the same room

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room? A: A full set of teeth.

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Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pickup ...

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3 Million Dollar Redneck State Lottery

Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar Redneck State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a ...

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'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck ...

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134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)

1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that ...

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36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!

36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck... 1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. ...

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A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a ...

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A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to ...

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Alabama License Application

Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] ...

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Arkansas

What do you get when 23 Arkansas women are in one room? A full set of teeth!

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Arkansas Vasectomy

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his ...

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Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. ...

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Boat

You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

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Country Song Titles

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In ...

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Country Tunes

Country Tunes Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life Get Your Tongue ...

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