Parent Jokes

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Long hair

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could ...

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Ten Things Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Your Dad Say: 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like ...

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3 Proud Parents

3 men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing. The first man ...

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Thoughts and quotes

The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.


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Out of food supplies

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was ...

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Fathers then & now

Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good ...

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Mom would never say

Things Mom Would Never Say

  1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting ...

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My wife is pregnant

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes ...

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Great first parent

The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of ...

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Have a first child

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. ...

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Pass out in shock

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. ...

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The pre-birth class

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had ...

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Expert on parenting

The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane. ...

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Travel on the plane

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She ...

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Shopping for goods

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. ...

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