One Liners Jokes

Get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

I bought some tuna at the market today. The Starkist label read "Albacore Tuna packed in oil, compliments of ...

Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as ...

Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. They ...

The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer. A guy with no arms ...

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed ...

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The ...

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says - "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this ...

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!

A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does ...

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.
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Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at ...

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, ...

WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TO MOURN HIS PASSING. A ...

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye? Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided ...