Old Age Jokes

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Bets

A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank ...

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Symbols

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall ...

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Old People Boating

Did you hear about the old man who died canoeing? He had a "stroke, stroke, stroke."

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Birthdays

ON TURNING 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80: "That's the time of ...

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Bravery Rewarded

An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: "All you need to have done ...

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Decisions, Decisions

Old Mr. Johnson was in a terrible accident, and his penis was mangled and torn from his body.
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Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the ...

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Retiring to Mexico

According to USA Today, many American seniors are retiring to Mexico due to its improved climate and lower ...

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Transcontinental Train Trip

An very old man and a young woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping ...

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2 Eggs

An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ...

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3 Old-Timers...

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to ...

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60-year-old man

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's ...

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A Smart Man!

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills ...

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Adjustable Face Lift

This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large ...

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After You

My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic ...

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