Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why me!?!

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
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Three nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He ...

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Alot Alike

Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, ...

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At the store.

You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!

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Blowing Bubbles

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

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Cremate Mother In Law

A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires him ...

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Depressed Over Mother In Law

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter? Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my ...

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Docs Go To Heaven

Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter ...

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FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The ...

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Genie and Mother-in-law

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells ...

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George Carlin funnies!

George Carlin Ads in Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with ...

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Go for Gold

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
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Harrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air ...

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Heavy metal guitarist

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar? A: Put sheet music in ...

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Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are ...

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