Military Jokes

Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first Marine said:
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A Marine and a Soldier were walking outside when the Soldier said: - Look at the dead bird. The ...

The Air Force is the smartest service because they send their officers off to fight and let the enlisted guys ...

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks - "What's your problem, ...

There’s an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. ...

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, ...

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a ...

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window ...

A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and ...

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the ...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a ...

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're ...

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.
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The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their ...

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any ...