Medical Jokes

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ...

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news ...

The surgeon told his patient when he woke up after his operation: - I'm afraid we're going to have to ...

A man speaks frantically into the phone: - My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two ...

- Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation? - Yes, of course ... - ...

- Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking! - Do you drink a ...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her ...

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 ...

Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.
Categoria: Medical

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician's office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, ...

Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, ...

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do ...

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your ...

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes ...

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
Categoria: Medical