Lawyers Jokes

God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard ...

Two lawyers orneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their ...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through ...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that ...

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. - How's it going? - someone asked. - Not too bad! - ...

- You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background. - sneered the ...

- How can I ever thank you? - gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
Categoria: Lawyers

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub- scribed to a fund for his funeral. The ...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. - Tim, you be first - ...

A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a ...

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked: How much is 2 plus 2? The housewife replies:
Categoria: Lawyers

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start!

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed ...

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you ...

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll ...