Insults Jokes

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Indecent Proposal

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says: - Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know ...

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Little Nancy with her neighbor

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
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"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the ...

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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they ...

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A good sport!

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is ...

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A Peg-legged Halloween!

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to ...

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Another Dog With No Legs

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't ...

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Apples for sale...

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $ 5.00 each." He thinks ...

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At the blood donor clinic

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here ...

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Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social ...

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Bad News, Good News, Great News...

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at ...

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Bathroom?

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her ...

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Bear Hunting

One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and ...

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Blind Herbie

Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a ...

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Blind man sniffs wood.

A blind man applies for a job at a saw mill. The owner interviewing him asks him what kind of a ...

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