Idiots Jokes

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My mother drives like this

One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch. On the way to the store ...

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100 ways to order a pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing ...

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1 wish ?

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to ...

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50 things to do in an elevator

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when ...

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A bunch of better idiots!

These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and ...

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A few way to handle stress!

Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :) 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and ...

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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic

What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Artificial Insemination

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the ...

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At the crazy farm!

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his ...

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At the shoe store...

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
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Bad eyes.

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a ...

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Balls!

Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another ...

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Blind man

I was walking into the store the other day when I saw this blind man an his seeing eye dog. Suddenly, the man ...

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Bored? Try these!

Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!
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Brightness

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but ...

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