Halloween Jokes

What do you call a monster who is famous? A mon-star!

What do you call a ghost on crutches? Hoblin Goblin!

What's a ghost's favorite time of day? Early in the moaning. Where do baby ghosts go during the ...

What is a ghost's favorite day of the week? Frightday. Where do ghosts get an education? High ...

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams. What do ghosts have in the seats of ...

What is a ghost's favorite party game? Hide-and-go-shriek. What do ghosts say when something is ...

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get ...

What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver? Daddy. What do you call a mouse that can ...

Who's the most popular monster movie star of all time? Scarey Grant. What state do the most ...

Why did the mummy need to relax? He was all wound up!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck. What's Dracula's favorite tourist attraction ...

What kind of ship does Dracula own? Blood vessel. Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula? He's a ...

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. What do you call a ...

Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank. What is worst than a hungry vampire? A ...

What is Count Dracula's favorite snack? A fangfurter. What is red, sweet and bites people? A ...