Golf Jokes

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A Round of Golf on Christmas Morning

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one of them commented on how nice it would be to ...

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A Short Putt

"Agnes, shut up!", cried the golfer at his nagging wife, "Shut up or you'll drive me out of my mind."
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A Tough Golf Shot

Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee - landing ...

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A Tough Shot

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if ...

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A Trick Shot

This American golf fanatic always dreamed of playing at St. Andrews, and finally got the chance. Going with ...

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Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and ...

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Anything to Save Marriage

Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for James and Mary. In ...

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Bad Day At The Course

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his ...

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Bad Round

A golfer comes into the club house after a bad round. The pro says, "It looks like it was a pretty rough ...

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Ball in Buttercups

There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both ...

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Because of Your Ball, Honey

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron ...

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Blind Fire Fighters

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
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Disaster Because of The Ball

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. ...

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First Golfing Lesson

The school teacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' ...

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For the Sake of Golfing

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:
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