Funny Puns Jokes

The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild ...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, ...

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, ...

Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.
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The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and ...

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on ...

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the ...

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older ...

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after ...

Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people ...

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall ...

This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the ...

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go ...

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so ...

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn ...