Funny Guides Jokes

Convince them that you've just invented a 'SHRINKING' device. Simply ruffle up your hair, wear ...

Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on December 26th. They may find the offer of cold turkey ...

Transform your garage into a drive-in McDonalds. Simply sit in your car, lower your window and demand that ...

Make guests believe your flat might be bugged by running your hands under the tables and inside lampshades, ...

Tie a tablecloth around your neck and tell the waiter: You wouldn\\'t charge Superman for dinner, would you?

Arrest that man out walking his dog. He has come across too many dead bodies for our liking.

Why not consider using the material used in the Black Box for the whole plane.

Save your time and money by not going to see the Blair Witch Project. Instead, fill a large plastic bag with ...

Have a bit of harmless fun with the accused when giving judgment - take out a black hanky and put it on your ...

Instead of booking expensive TV commercials asking people to ring you looking for their horoscopes, show your ...

Buy up every ticket for each night Garth Brooks plays his local gigs. Then stand in the middle of the field, ...

Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by simply drinking two bottles of vodka. The following morning ...

Artery -- Study of paintings Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria ...

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's ...

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. ...