Food Jokes

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567 Ice Cream Flavors

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported ...

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Burger King

Burger King is about to be sold for $4 Billion. Of course, it will be 29 cents more if they want it with ...

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Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!

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patatoe

Why did the potatoe jump off a building? Because he wanted to be a mashed potatoe! ...

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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or ...

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A practical joke involving jello

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party: A gelatin mold ...

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Improving fry cooking time

In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success ...

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You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill ...

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Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up ...

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The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. ...

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Food one-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." On April Fools ...

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You can now eat your own plate

Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat ...

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Purchasing mailing lists

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are ...

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Purchasing power of burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" ...

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Ice cream flavor galore

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported ...

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