Farmers Jokes

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Calling 911

A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire. He promptly ...

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See the city

A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. - ...

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How're you feeling?

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company ...

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airplane ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ...

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classic farmer joke

A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer ...

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Farmer's Bull

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it ...

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Is That Mule For Sale

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was ...

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Scottish Farmer

The pilot of an aerobatic biplane landed in the recently mown field of a Scottish farmer to make ...

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The Farmer on the plane

A farmer, who is not familiar with new technolagy, never went on a plane, but had to visit his ...

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Pig misunderstanding

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer ...

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Winning Nobel prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. ...

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Gathering chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, ...

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Lacking all religion

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned ...

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Giving away a horse

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every ...

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Helping your father

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after ...

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