Crazy Jokes

This company hires a new guy and he's supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up he calls ...

A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over ...

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by ...

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now ...

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient ...

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; ...

Dear Shrink, It haunted me for days, weeks, months, years. I couldn’t sleep at ...

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So ...

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be ...

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 ...

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. ...

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by ...

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your ...

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and ...

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" ...