Business Jokes

Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history. He left not knowing where he was going, and upon ...

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, ...

Two guys are talking while sitting on a bench in the park. - All of my ancestors followed the medical ...

Theory is when you know everything and nothing is working. Organization is when nothing is working and ...

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks: - ...

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and ...

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his ...

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle A committee is ...

A day without sunshine is like night. A disagreeable task is its own reward. ...

A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the ...

A stagnant science is at a standstill. A theory is better than its explanation. ...

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. After any unit has been ...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. All inanimate objects ...

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All work and no play, will make you a ...