01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your ...
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, ...
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in ...
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates ...
A little corporate humor ---------------------- I took some friends out to dinner last week, and ...
A man trying to find a woman's clit is a lot like playing hide and seek. One gets bored and just pops out.
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space? ET - The extra testicle!
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The ...
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they ...
A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't ...
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!
What kind of bees make milk ? Boobies!
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis? you don't have to beg your wife to blow your ...