Suzy's Legs

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A guy opens a bar, but he has no name for it. One day he sees a girl named Suzy and he thinks she has nice legs. So he names the bar Suzy's Legs. The next day, before opening hours, 3 guys are sitting outside of the bar. A cop walks up to them and says:
- What are you doing?
And one guy turns and says:
- We're waiting for Suzy's Legs to open so we can go in and get a bite to eat.
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