Bar Jokes

214 joke(s) found
Suzy's Legs

A guy opens a bar, but he has no name for it. One day he sees a girl named Suzy and he thinks she has nice ...

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Charles Dickens into a bar

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says: - Olive or Twist?

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Before problems start

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a Bud. He says: - Give me a beer before problems ...

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Just don't pull the discharge

There was this guy that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He began to have a conversation with the ...

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A chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar, looks around and says to the barman: - Sorry, wrong joke.

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Penguin at the bar

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter and asks the barman: - Have you seen my brother?
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Some Bud

A guy walks in a bar and order's two house specials. The barkeep say's were all out of Heineken, would he ...

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Cowboy

A cowboy walks into a saloon bar and orders a large bourbon. Finishing his drink, he turns to the face the ...

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Are you Batman?

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar ...

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Anyone for a drink?

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at ...

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"Brrr!"

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a ...

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2 people walk into a bar...

2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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7 Shots of Vodka!

Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...

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A canadian in a Texas bar...

A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' ...

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A Horse walks into a Bar

A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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