Aviation Jokes

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A night in Toronto

The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot ...

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An engineer and a programmer

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. ...

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Those raccoons are not luggage

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go ...

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What just happened here?

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot ...

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What was the problem before?

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...

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There was a place crash in Poland

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish ...

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There's a parrot on the plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess ...

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The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We're Amtrak ...

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I deserve a first class seat

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes ...

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Results of damage testing

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of ...

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Trouble with plane engines

While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.
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There are lawyers on the flight

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take ...

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Flying without a parachute

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is ...

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A blind pilot is flying this plane?

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and ...

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Don't be on this flight

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways ...

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