Animals Jokes

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Housebroken is not the problem

A man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie ...

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Railroad tie

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its ...

 Animals
The horse and the chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to ...

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Cow on the track

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor ...

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Frog and the Psychic Hotline

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told: - You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who ...

 Animals
Two fish in a tank

There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other: - Do you know how to drive this?

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Be careful with your answers

A bear and a rabbit were having a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit: - Don't you hate it ...

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The ant and the elephant

One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant ...

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10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer: 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds ...

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99 Click

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.

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A bat joke.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath ...

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A Bugs Mind

What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's butt!

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A Cowboy and his Horse

This cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some Indians. They take him back to their ...

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A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The ...

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A Hippo What?

3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.
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